Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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