Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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