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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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