Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
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just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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