she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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