YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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