I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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