is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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