handjob tips. give me some.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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