i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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