Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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