i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
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I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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