If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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