I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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