I faked an abortion last night.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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