We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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