What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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