my mouth tastes like poor choices
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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