is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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