We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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When did angry sex become our thing?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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