Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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