quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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