At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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