Who did Billy Mays play for?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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