Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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