My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I don't think brook has ever known best
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
soo... how was my night?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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