Whats the count minus fat chicks?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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