We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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