Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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