Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
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I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
So. Much. Porn.
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