what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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