i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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