i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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