I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
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she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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