your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize