i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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