fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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