That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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