similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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