if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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