Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
if only i could text you this smell
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I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You need a sexual gate keeper
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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