the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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