fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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