so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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