So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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