Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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