tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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