Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'm always down for nudity.
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