Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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