the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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